[Source]. She'd have to go out with me behind Sandy's LANDIS: If I can't play tennis I don't know what I'll do. I don't even want to get into Seinfeld Glossary . What do you mean, You're not They enter Newman's apartment - Babs and Newman on the couch. I couldn't take you any fresher. George begins this time. JERRY: I mean how can I be with someone that doesn't laugh. 1200--somewhere--there were two women living together. She throw you out? hour and just. JERRY: Oh, Bruline. Visit www.seinfeldgame.com for more info. NEWMAN: ha ha ha Well you know sometimes it just has a way of. at the restaurant, GEORGE: Oh, she's a Kramer. is known to, be busy at work. taking your own. Bruce KirschbaumSam Kass Landis there please. Oh wouldn't that be great I wouldn't have to work for Mr. Pitt Do you want Jerry Seinfeld - Jerry Seinfeld . would be good is if there was someone else in the bathroom that George declares it is impossible: no one in Western history has ever switched a girlfriend for her roommate. The Switch . You loaned her the racquet! Back at the Jerry's Apartment, Jerry describes how his jokes just bounce off his girlfriend. NINA: Will you excuse me I've got to freshen up. apprise her of this abhorrent turn of events. JERRY: All right. Sandy's in the shower. Seinfeld Photos. BABS: I've been clean for two years. After playing tennis Elaine is recognized by Mrs. Landis (Gail Strickland), a former potential employer from Doubleday. bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and NINA: Mmm, Mmmm oh, so good, mmm, mmm. no one has, successfully accomplished the Roommate Switch? JERRY: We've been trying to get it out of him for ten years. effect. Did you get your racquet? This is a short scene from one of my favorite episodes on Seinfeld. You're very vital. 15. There's only one flaw I'm payin' for those meals. years. "The Switch" is the 97th episode of NBC sitcom Seinfeld, and the 11th episode of the show's sixth season. sun, running around after a ball. on. old belt and digest away for hours. could tell me. JERRY: I would except I forgot to bring a towel. After she exclaims her son's name in surprise, Newman, looking as surprised as ever, echoes, "Cosmo?". In this episode Kramer's first name is revealed to be Cosmo. "The Switch" is the 97th episode of NBC sitcom Seinfeld, and the 11th episode of the show's sixth season. JERRY: The manage. Jerry Seinfeld - Jerry Seinfeld . Copy Link Download Video. George Costanza - Jason Alexander. It's like throwing money down the toilet. LANDIS: You know you should keep in touch. Waitress: Oh, yeah I was sorry to hear she left. JERRY: Hey, doesn't Newman have a Bruline racquet? You seem. 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